Lieberman Candies?

There’s growing speculation that John McCain will announce tomorrow that Joe Lieberman will be his running mate. As far as we’re concerned at Kai’s Candy Company, that would be great news. Our first batch of McCain lollipops didn’t come out looking like McCain, but as fate would have it, they happen to look like Lieberman. We didn’t get McCain’s wrinkles just right in the first batch, so we made a second batch with a new, properly-wrinkled design. But the wrinkles on those ‘pops from the first batch just happen to look like Joe’s.

So if Lieberman ends up on the ticket, then our McCain candy sets will feature a “new” Lieberman VP ‘pop too!